back...

That's not supposed to be such a good thing...

Anyway, i'm finally back from that holiday and finally gained internet connection again...

When i logged on to msn...no one was online???

I'll try to upload the photos a little later...

Got this funny thing from someone's blog...

AWESOME STUFF, MAN!:

In case you need further proof that the human ace is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ((Eyes half open)...where's the hairdryer...)

On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (and how exactly do i get the chips?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (Ow....my teeth hurt....)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." ((Looks at floor)... it think i know why...)

On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after hot after heating." (????...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Ahh!!Ahh!!!!HOT!!!HOT!!)

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (i think getting a children out of the car would do...)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (May? I'm looking for a will...)

On most brands of Christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (or...???

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (which is???)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Some wierd translation... true though...)

On packet on Nobby's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (As if I didn't know......)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (What else??)

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I wonder how to try flying...)