back...

That's not supposed to be such a good thing...

Anyway, i'm finally back from that holiday and finally gained internet connection again...

When i logged on to msn...no one was online???

I'll try to upload the photos a little later...

Got this funny thing from someone's blog...

AWESOME STUFF, MAN!:

In case you need further proof that the human ace is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ((Eyes half open)...where's the hairdryer...)

On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (and how exactly do i get the chips?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (Ow....my teeth hurt....)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." ((Looks at floor)... it think i know why...)

On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after hot after heating." (????...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Ahh!!Ahh!!!!HOT!!!HOT!!)

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (i think getting a children out of the car would do...)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (May? I'm looking for a will...)

On most brands of Christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (or...???

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (which is???)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Some wierd translation... true though...)

On packet on Nobby's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (As if I didn't know......)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (What else??)

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I wonder how to try flying...)

Australia!!

Finally, a chance to give my boredom a break...

didn't really do much today except maybe watch some scenery and take a few hours drive from the airport to the hotel...

the scenery was pretty good though...

the sun set at about 8 - 8:30 pm (summer)...

o ya, n i learnt to use a satellite navigator...
it's a very cool device that's tells you where you are and gives you specific instructions on getting from one place to another...
when you make a wrong turn, they tell you and recalculate the route for you...
it's so cool...

but it's probably not much use in singapore since it's street directory isn't very big...

ah well...hope the schedule planned for tomorrow is "interesting"...